it's jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
"Stop it," said he.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
It is not funny about kidnapping.