it's jokes
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It was 9/10.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.