it's jokes

Parent

    • If you have sex and your African parents find out,

    “You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

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    • Moment

    • The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

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    • Shooting

    • After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

    They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

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    • it's memes

    Mom

    • Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

    Superman

    • Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."

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    • Sex

    • My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

    Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

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    • Baby

    • How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.

    Orphan

    • I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

    The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

    Duck

    • A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”