it's jokes
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.