it's jokes
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
sorry my name is like this but its true
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.