Booby Trap Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Wife

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!

Penis

AnonymousCharley William · 6 years ago

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Bra

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Third meme here

A cat is stuck in a bra. Text above the cat reads: "NOOOOO!" Text below the cat reads: "IT'S A BOOBY TRAP!"

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Rape game

Anonymous · 3 years ago

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

Blind guy

Anonymous · 5 years ago

How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Kid

MotherYourSuck · 5 years ago

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

Grenade launcher

Anonymous · 6 years ago

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Blind guy

Anonymous · 3 years ago

How do you punish a blind guy?

You leave a plunger in the toilet.

Trap

Wade · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic strip shows Deadpool and Spiderman. In the first panel, Deadpool says "Booby traps." The second panel has Deadpool standing with his arms folded, and Spiderman looks confused. In the third panel, Deadpool points his finger in a gun-like manner and laughs while stating, "You said, 'traps.'"

Trap

Wade XL · 2 years ago

A three-panel image with Deadpool and Spider-Man. In the first panel, Deadpool says, "Booby traps." In the second panel, Deadpool is looking at Spider-Man with crossed arms. In the third panel, Deadpool points a finger and is laughing while saying, "you said, 'traps.'"

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