Booby Trap jokes
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
Memes
Third meme here
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
