it's jokes
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”