Grandpa's Record

My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.

Explanation

Experiment

This is a dark joke playing on the idea of someone holding their breath for an extremely long time. The punchline is that the grandpa has been 'holding his breath' because he's dead, a morbid twist on the concept of holding one's breath.

Comments (8)

Hi

6 years ago

Hes dead to me

im lazy-

5 years ago

mines has been doing it for a couple months

Satan

4 years ago

hey he wanted to go to heaven and I said don't hold your breath but no one wants to listen to me now I tell you to kill someone you do it but this damn