it's jokes

Marriage

    • Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

    Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

    Toaster

    • A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.

    After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"

    The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."

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    • Job

    • One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

    It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

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    • it's memes

    Midget

    • How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

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    • Wolf

    • What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

    If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

    Dog

    • Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

    A: I don't know.

    Rope

    • It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

    Fish

    • What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

    "That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

    N/A

    • I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.