it's jokes
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.