it's jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.