it's jokes
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.