it's jokes

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?

Because it’s pointless.

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.

To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."

Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"