it's jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.