it's jokes

Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

What happens when you have dry elbows at work?

You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.