it's jokes

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

An emo tried to high-five a tree.

It left him hanging.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!