it's jokes
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.