it's jokes
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."