it's jokes

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

What do dark humor and food have in common?

Some get it, some don't.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?

Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.