it's jokes

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?

Well, it only takes one nail.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.