it's jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.

When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it’s too terrible.

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

The white guy actually did it.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.