it's jokes

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.

She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"

Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

A clock.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?

Because it was a cunt.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.

It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️

Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?

Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.

Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.

It's not good without the cheese.

My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.

What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?

They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.