it's jokes

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.

What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

A clock.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.

If a mentally challenged person shows up late,

Is it ok to call him tardy?