Ketamine jokes

What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a roller coaster?

You can ride both on Ketamine, but only one will get you on the news.

Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.

Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).

Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.

Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.

Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.

Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.

MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.

LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.

Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.

khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.