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Jesus Picture Difference

What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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This is a morbid joke playing on the crucifixion of Jesus. The punchline uses the image of hanging a picture to make a dark comparison.

Comments (35)

Stay where you are

yur fucked up

If ya don't like offensive jokes, why are you here

chillax i'm a christian and i lost my shit at this one

for people who disliked, if ya dont like it just ignore it

Bro honestly pretty funny im that one mid thatll laugh at a autistic kid that screams at the top of there lungs ive done it before thats how i know

How do you call yourself a Christian if you cuss or second-guess that one

Yeah ima christen

christian*

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if yall really hate this joke so bad, then whyd you click on Jesus jokes?

Dude I tell this joke a lot it's great ppl don't know how 2 react that's 4 sure lol. Jesus has a sense of humor and I bet he's all like yuh nailed it lol!

The difference is the picture actually exists

This guys want jesus jokes and complaints about one.

Your a fucked up humen being

u cant say that

These kids cant handle a littel offense Crist

like im not gonna judge u.. but u bad for that thats just nahh