What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
This is a morbid joke playing on the crucifixion of Jesus. The punchline uses the image of hanging a picture to make a dark comparison.
Jesus
Stay where you are
up
yur fucked up
Ticci Toby
If ya don't like offensive jokes, why are you here
dog
chillax i'm a christian and i lost my shit at this one
(o_o)
for people who disliked, if ya dont like it just ignore it
John
Bro honestly pretty funny im that one mid thatll laugh at a autistic kid that screams at the top of there lungs ive done it before thats how i know
fuhudshfj
that is messed up
Liv
How do you call yourself a Christian if you cuss or second-guess that one
Rob
Yeah ima christen
pAiN
christian*
Bianna
Yall God loves you dont say that
Satan😈
LMFAO DAMN RIGHT!
No
Bro u going to hell
yeet
lol
adam
this ones too far bro.
GRIFFØN223
Bruh y'all pussies, This is offensive jokes. Why'd you click on here even. So stupid
Jambore
😂🤣 so good!!!!
Kp
Those Christians who make fun of other religions in an offensive manner; this is the best joke to post in their comments 😂
Anonymous
😂😂😂
Anonymous
And it only tale one shot to kill you You will go go hell
mr tinted
not always
mr tinted
there was actually a man who was shot 6 times in the head and made a full recovery
Anonymous
John what do you mean autistic kid lol
jesus lover
y did you say that to the man that saved you and your family
Ezla<3
whats going, what'd i miss?
wht
if yall really hate this joke so bad, then whyd you click on Jesus jokes?
Anonymous
Fuck yes ahahahaga
Jennifer
Dude I tell this joke a lot it's great ppl don't know how 2 react that's 4 sure lol. Jesus has a sense of humor and I bet he's all like yuh nailed it lol!
Wong Ding
The difference is the picture actually exists
Julianna❤️
Thats fucked up. dont say that shit
Anonymous
This guys want jesus jokes and complaints about one.
Anonymous
Your a fucked up humen being
ELI
u cant say that
Anonymous
These kids cant handle a littel offense Crist
Anonymous
like im not gonna judge u.. but u bad for that thats just nahh