it's jokes
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.