it's jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!