it's jokes
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
My name says it all.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.