it's jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?