it's jokes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.