it's jokes
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.