it's jokes

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Why do people poop?

Because it we need to!

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.