it's jokes
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."