it's jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they can't change anything.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."