it's jokes

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...

Then it hit me!

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?

Kiss my ASCII!

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.