it's jokes
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What is eh on abt
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.