it's jokes
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.