it's jokes
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.