it's jokes

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.

How did the tree get sick?

It got tinsel-itis.

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase!

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

From your Dad.

I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy.

Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?

Because it was on strike.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.