it's jokes
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.