it's jokes
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"