it's jokes
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
bro needs to chill out, like it's not that deep, like every toon knows you like dandy just admit astro you like dandy fr, like it's not that deep
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.