it's jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!