it's jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."