it's jokes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."