it's jokes
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.