it's jokes
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.