it's jokes
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.