it's jokes
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!