it's jokes
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
bro needs to chill out, like it's not that deep, like every toon knows you like dandy just admit astro you like dandy fr, like it's not that deep
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
Butter believe it.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.