it's jokes
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.