it's jokes

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.