it's jokes

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.

Did you hear the one about the hills?

It was hillarious.