it's jokes
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.