it's jokes

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

Boom, it went.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Spell "I cup." It's funny.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

I asked the gym instructor,

"Can you teach me to do the splits?"

"How flexible are you?" he asked.

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."