it's jokes

How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?

Depends how hard they blow out the candles.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.

But hay! It's in my jeans!

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!