it's jokes
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Technoblade would love it here.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?