it's jokes
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.