it's jokes
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."
Technoblade would love it here.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."