it's jokes
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
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