it's jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?