it's jokes
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.