it's jokes

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.