it's jokes
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.