Orphan Baseball Issue

Listen up, numbskull! You think orphans are bad at baseball because they're clumsy or somethin'? Nah, it's a dark joke, see? "Home" has two meanings, ya dingus. It's a base in baseball, but it's also the place where you live with your family. Orphans don't have the latter, so they can't find their way there... Get it now, genius?