Interaction jokes
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Please dislike.
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Hi? Bye.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.