A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Look at the comments.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
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Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
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