So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
Interaction Jokes
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Look at the comments.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
