Intelligence jokes
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.