Intelligence jokes
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."