My brother truly is a numbskull.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
