Intelligence jokes
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Dumb.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Hi, I'm stupid!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!