Insult jokes

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

I’m a paki nonse.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

That is so bad, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Where's your off button?

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

"Curry muncher!"

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.