Insult

Insult jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.