Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.