My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
