Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
