When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
