Insult jokes
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Gaykelyu
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?