Insult jokes

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Your dad's a cunt.

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.