Insult jokes
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Where's your off button?
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
"Curry muncher!"
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Your dad's a cunt.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!