Insult jokes
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.