Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
