Insult jokes
🌵funking prick!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
You smell!
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.