Insult jokes

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Your hairline caused the solar flare.