Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!