Insult jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.