Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
🌵funking prick!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
