Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
