Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Insult Jokes
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
I’m a paki nonse.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
