Insult jokes

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

I’m a paki nonse.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

That is so bad, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.