Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
You smell!
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
