INS jokes
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
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One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
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You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.