INS jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!